Dude: Have you ever been to jail on Saint Patrick's Day?
Girl: No. No, I have not.
Dude: It's a party! It is such a party!
Mother: Honey, what is wrong with your eyes?
Teen daughter: I am stoned.
Mother: You look like you have allergies.
Teen daughter: I am stoned.
Mother: Maybe it's pink eye.
Guy selling newspapers: New York Post here! Daily News here! [He's ignored.] New York Post here! Daily News! [Still ignored.] George Bush wins the lottery! [Still ignored.]
Finalmente um blog útil, ao menos dá para sorrir: OverHeardInNewYork.
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